dragonwives:

dragonwives:

me n my siblings used to cover each other in stuffed animals pillows and blankets and jump on each other from the top of the stairs and idk how we never got injured

glad to know all kids have always been rascals and rapscallions

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pukicho:

rblooks:

pukicho:

I wanna be rich enough to order stuff online and forget about it until it reaches my doorstep, instead of being worried about it every single day until it arrives.

Don’t gotta b rich, just forgetful

I wish I was stupid as shit

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sabelmouse:

This fake yarn is supposedly better for sheep.

Aimed at people who don’t know where wool comes from, it’s 100% plastic. Yes, plastic.

So any garment you wash will release microfibres into the sea. It’ll never decompose.

You’re supposed to believe that sheep shearing is violent and cruel. There are imbeciles out there that work in an unprofessional manner while shearing, but that’s not the case overall.

Sheep don’t suffer from having their fleece removed.

Left on, the fleece can become a home for fly eggs and the subsequent maggots which can eat the sheep. Chemical treatments are available to prevent that happening. It’s much better for the sheep, the land and the farmer to avoid chemical use.

Don’t be fooled. Wool is a sustainable material, one we should make more and better use of.

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lvlup:

How to spot a bottom

- You can’t

- Stop basing your idea of gay sex between men off homophobic stereotypes and realize a certain personality type or body type doesn’t indicate whether or not they’re a top or bottom

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the-real-seebs:

So. Imagine that you read a story, and in that story, there is a child who is sexually abused. And whether or not you are okay with this is dependent on whether or not the writer, too, was sexually abused. Because they’re allowed to write things like that if and only if they are a survivor.

You have just created a circumstance in which finding out that an actual living human child was raped will make you happier.

You are fucked up. It is you. That is the problem. It is not someone writing fiction that is at fault here.

This is why “X is bad, but okay if you are doing it to cope” is not even a tiny bit okay. It is wrong. It is in and of itself fundamentally fucked up. It is an abusive narrative, and promoting it is in and of itself, directly, abusive. It’s not possibly going to lead to abuse; it is already abuse.

Stop it.

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onlinepunk:

halloweepforjily:

heidivolturi:

lunarlegend11:

onlinepunk:

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

twilight au where Edward and his family just go along with it for kicks:

Rosalie hates it, Jasper sucks (or can’t keep a straight face) so he takes any excuse to avoid Bella, Carlisle doesn’t like pretending to hurt people so he decides his new persona has miraculous control, Alice and Emmett are LIVING this lie

they have an emergency family meeting to come up with basic ground rules and cover story but then just wing everything else

Edward had to tell Bella that they sparkle in the sun because Alice had dumped an entire bucket of glitter on him that morning when he got out of the shower

how would jacob fit into this tho

he’s a furry

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colorogasm:

Always Remember:

1. kissing can and will, get boring.
   
2. its ok to go to sleep on opposite sides.
   
3. forgetting favorites, dates and replies is only human.
4. you dont have to like, or be friends with all of their friends and vice-versa.
5. they have a right to spend weekends dedicating to their friends and family. you have the same right.
6. privacy is still in play.
7. trying simple things that they like, no matter how much you are sure you will dislike it, is a very small step you can take to show your love to them.
8. you dont gotta have the same taste in music, food, books etc.
9. saying i love you, thank you, take care, please and i missed you really helps.
10. you cant agree with all their life decisions and they cant with yours. keeping an open mind and having an honest and deep discussion about it helps. 
11. they dont need your permission to do things and neither you need theirs.
12. the intention and care behind the gift matters. not its price tag. 
13. dont try and change them. help them become better versions of themselves and get the same help and support and care from them. 
14. know what matters most and focus on that.

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biff-donderglutes:

opabinia-regalis:

tami-taylors-hair:

Really? This broad can’t think of one time Jesus got in trouble with the law? Like, once? Where it maybe led to a pretty significant consequence? Not once? 

Known law-abiding loyal Roman citizen, Jesus Christ in the New Testament

he asked to be crucified because he wanted a funny facebook photo

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bisexualshakespeare:

accio-shitpost:

breaking news: harry potter has quit his job as an auror!

stating that ‘i have no idea why i thought that was a good idea, holy shit’, potter has since relocated to diagon alley and reopened florean fortescue’s ice cream parlour. in a comment, potter said ‘yeah. yeah, this seems more like it’ and added ‘i mean, he gave me ice cream that one time. loved that guy.’

All Pottermore stories and other HP related extra-canon are hereby replaced with this text post

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homojabi:

LGBTQ Muslims have and always will exist—we aren’t haram and we aren’t alone.

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flightcub:

*capitalist voice* well, we could make sure everyone lives comfortably, but it would make the money sad

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ambular-d:

jackhawksmoor:

sawsbuck:

“Pet crows give their owners names. This is identified by a unique sound they make around specific people that they would not otherwise make.“

oh my GOD

well shit

Clearly, to the crows, we’re the pets.

(Source: sailoruranus-archive, via trufflesmushroom)

ptenterprises:

luffykun3695:

bumbleshark:

tcookies:

tasteslikecoconutandmetal:

commandtower-solring-go:

whitepeopletwitter:

Can I please get a new nurse?

how is this a universal experience?

male high school bullies: become cops

female high school bullies: become nurses

As a nursing student, I can attest to the amount of bullying and horrible behavior I’ve seen from fellow nursing students. One of the students in my school’s nursing program got kicked out because she was bullying her own patient…

My mom is also a nurse and she has both witnessed AND personally experienced bullying from her fellow nurses. My dad is a nurse as well and has had his own coworkers try to sabatoge him.

This is called “lateral/horizontal violence” and it’s sadly prevalent in the Nursing profession.

it goes as deep as the billing offices for hospitals too. i cant tell yall how much highschool drama my mom has had to deal with in 20 years of billing.

I feel like talking about nurses bullying each other is missing the entire fucking point of this tweet.

“One of the students in my school’s nursing program got kicked out because she was bullying her own patient.” Yeah, that’s the fucking issue right there. It’s not that they backstab each other, it’s that they abuse the patients and they do it constantly. It is not a rare occurrence and rarely are they even reprimanded for it let alone kicked out of a program.

Do you know how viscerally upsetting it is to have been subjected to years and years of ableist abuse from someone just to hear that they’re entering patient care? Do you know what it’s like to have a high school bully walk into your hospital room with a big fake smile on her face? I do.

My cousin used to “play” with me when she was 16 and I was newly diagnosed with POTS at 11 years old by triggering fainting episodes and then laughing about it. She is an RN now and at every holiday she shit talks her patients, often outright breaking HIPPA to do it. She calls them liars and exaggerators. She did it every year until we got disowned. I’m sure she still does. I used to have to leave early because I knew that if I had to endure one more second of it and I would rip her throat out.

The peers that mocked and abused me daily, calling me a faker and a liar for having an invisible disability, going into nursing is way more upsetting to me as a potential patient than them being catty with each other. It’s way more scary to me to have someone who never believed that I was ill in charge of my care than thinking about them fighting over a promotion does.

Bullies who go into nursing abuse patients the same way bullies who become cops abuse civilians. That’s the real issue. It’s not horizontal aggression, it’s medical abuse.

It’s almost like people who get off on abusing power over vulnerable people seek professions in which they have institutional power over vulnerable people.

(via windwake-me-up-inside)

colorofinsanity:

dare-i-say-asexual:

i remember when i thought i was straight and this guy i was dating was trying to pressure me into sex while i had cramps by saying “orgasms relieve cramps babe” and without thinking i replied “but you don’t make me cum” and i have never seen anyone go through the seven stages of grief so quickly

d e s t r o y e d

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positive-memes:

Why can’t there be more?

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